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User:pattyofurniture (3496305)
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Name:pattyofurniture
Location:Ohio, United States
Birthdate:1983-09-17
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Bio:My personality is best expressed in the form of a monologue from the 1975 made-for-TV movie "Sara T.
Portrait of a Teenage Alcoholic" starring the buxom child actress turned temptress, Linda Blair.
"No, Mama I am not drunk! God, do you know me? I mean deep down do you know Sara T.? Because I don't think that you do. Mama, you don't know what it's like to be a teenager, "Go to the dance Sara," "Organize the yearbook Sara," "Sell candybars for the band Sara" It's just to damn much MAMA!!! But when I call your name ...you're not there. So I got a new Mama now... BOOZE is my MAMA!! And this mama...this mama... this mama loves me all the time, see? So I drink her down...I drink her down.. I drink her! I drink her! I drink her I drink her I DRINK I DRINK I DRINK!!!
Interests:19: adult swim, aqua teen hunger force, being a dork, copying people, crab rangoon, diet wild cherry pepsi, family guy, fearing commitment, harry potter, memorizing drug names, movies, reading, scaring myself, scary movies, scary things, sleeping in, sparkles, spelling, starbucks
Schools:None listed
Friends:
People1:jedipimp187
Friend of:1: jedipimp187
Member of:1: paidmembers
Account type:Basic Account

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